Hop aboard the trendy train kids! 8D

1. One-line RP in a 'serious Role Play'. I text role play online to release emotions and express myself. OCCASIONALLY I one-line for 'lulz' but that's about it. If I DO type out one sentence, I'll be damned if it's a short one. There's at least a comma in there somewhere. If you're going to play on an MMORPG like the rest of the furry community and you want to RP, learn how to do it right.

2. People who 'baww' about their 'oh so dramatic' life when we both know that it could be a million times worse. I personally have $29 in my bank account, an unpaid over the limit credit card, and I'm living with my ex mate cleaning his house and scooping the catbox for his two cats. AND YET, I'm very thankful for what I have: yes I wish I was still out on my own, but not having a real world job anymore kinda blows that out of the water, I'm just thankful I have a place to go that's not a homeless shelter. Moral of the peeve: If you're not a 3-legged, blind, homeless dog named 'Lucky' suck it up like a big boy. Least until you can't anymore, than baww to your close friend or something.

3. People who can't take a joke. I'll admit, I've been a buzzkill on many a joke, but come on, even I laughed at it. Lighten up people, if you can't take a joke, stay in the kitchen where you belong D:<

4. Egotistical morons who think they're God's gift to women. Actually if you're religious and know your bible stuff (blame my mom for 14 years of going to church), women were actually God's gift to man. Yes I know we fucked up humanity and ate that damn apple, but hey: you still love us anyway.

5. People who do 'wrong things' (flirt with others when they're in a 'strictly mono' relationship) and then when called out on it, the one who called them out is suddenly the one who did wrong. True story, it happened to me. Friend of mine who I loved like family, flirted with my (now ex) mate, lied to me about it placing all the blame on my mate, making me solely upset at him. When come to find out (through logs of online conversation) she flirted back and ONLY stopped when HER mate caught her. I approached her, not to bitch at her for flirting with my mate, but for lying to me about it, and suddenly I'm the bitch for bringing it up. Yeah, smart logic there. Annoys the fuck out of me.

6. People who continually tug the "request stop" cord on the public bus AFTER the bell dings signaling that the cord was pulled once already signaling the driver to stop at the next bus stop. This annoys the everliving piss out of me, not just because they may tug it once, but 6-7 times like they're desperate to get off the bus and take a massive crap right there at the stop. Learn to listen. Funny thing is, they all make the same face when they pull it too: D8>

7. Wet socks >.<! especially when they're squishing around in soggy shoes too.

8. Small annoying children in cramped stores. Stop letting your kids scream and throw tantrums in public. Seriously.

9. People who 'randomly snuggles you before poofing offline'. STOP IT. I -know- you mean well and it's a way to show you care about me, but seriously, I don't need it. Also, don't say "hi" in an IM to someone, only to not talk to them again for 20 minutes then just log off. Annoys.... me.... to..... no.... end >.<!

10. People who bug me about something I volunteered for. Recently on FFXI I said "Yeah I'll level your character, when I get the time" to a friend of mine. THE NEXT DAY, they said "lol well you didn't even touch my character, did you?!" like I was supposed to log on their character AS SOON AS they gave me their information and level them up 10 levels. Pfft I can barely level MYSELF up that many levels in a sitting, much less yours too. When it comes to favors, I fail at them, apparently.


Aaand I'm only writing 10 cause I feel like I'm whining if I just keep going on and on and on about crap that annoys me.